Triple B Official Merch: Expert | Urban garment-dyed hoodie
$41.00
Celebrate the beautiful absurdity of modern “expertise” with this EXPERT design, featuring the definition: “noun — Someone who knows increasingly more about increasingly less until they know absolutely everything about nothing.
”Perfect for:
- Overqualified professionals trapped in endless meetings.
- Creators, coders, consultants, and “specialists” in ridiculously niche fields.
- Anyone who’s ever sat through a 2‑hour presentation to learn what they already knew.
Great on t‑shirts, hoodies, mugs, and office décor, this design leans into sharp, self-aware humor that roasts the concept of being an expert while still letting the wearer flex their oddly specific knowledge.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 10 oz./yd² (340 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Two-panel hood, no drawcords
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Quantity